Never underestimate the pelvic flexibility of a gay man

I had a date the other night - with a woman ! She’s a doctor so I was all like “cha-ching ! Time to cash in and live a life of luxury 40 , don’t blow this !” I got up early the day of the date so w_ Georgianna:Some of them wears granny hair cuts [...]
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Lorelei:
My mom kepped telling me to leave her alone, but I refused and stayed the night.
(31 December 2018)

Lorelei:
I had my grandma, and grandpa come up, and help me deal with her.
(31 December 2018)

Lorelei:
Thank goodness I went to go weed wack her house, and found her on the ground.
(31 December 2018)

Lorelei:
She lives alone, and a few months ago she got so drunk that she could hardly walk, and she kept peeing all over the place.
(31 December 2018)

Adelaide:
Is this romantic or silly?
(31 December 2018)

Adelaide:
So she refuses to even shake hands or to hug him.
(31 December 2018)

Sharilyn:
How do you know that you met your soulmate?
(31 December 2018)

Mercedes:
I might be pregnant but I m not sure. Period is iregular?
(31 December 2018)

Mercedes:
We both do not mind having a baby just curious of it s chances.
(31 December 2018)

Mercedes:
Usually 4-5. The day it was ending I had unprotected sex with my boyfriend and yeah... Im going to take a test tomorrow to see if I m pregnant but I was hoping if there was a chance?
(31 December 2018)