Loose pussy jokes

The Trump plot thickens? Burch aka “The Loyal Opposition” Other presidents have been world leaders. Thus King Gorge is immediately ready for Mount Rushmore which would be sublimely appropriate, since he seems to be in more than a rush to mount the Mooch! On the brighter side, thanks to the hiring of Anthony ” the […]
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Marilee:
She comes near to talk to me and I start acting cold and indifferent, I cannot even control it.
(29 December 2018)

Marilee:
When she's around I mess up completely.
(29 December 2018)

Marilee:
When she's not around, I dream about her.
(29 December 2018)

Marilee:
She's special, sweet, innocent, good, everything I want.
(29 December 2018)

Marilee:
I like her so much, it's the first time I'm falling this hard for someone.
(29 December 2018)

Elva:
My boyfriends broke up with me?
(29 December 2018)

Elva:
I dont know how they found out but they both broke up with me on spot, and now they're dating each other.
(29 December 2018)

Elva:
I went to Walmart the other day and found them talking to each other.
(29 December 2018)

Elva:
I've been with my boyfriend for 3 months, but I cheated on him with another guy and we've been together for 10 days.
(29 December 2018)

Jutta:
I'm fixing to ask her to Merry me. I don't have a license bc I lost them from a wreck. I need ideas on how to do it romantically, cheaper?
(29 December 2018)