Friday 29 December 2017

Kiss me please

Apparently half of the adult population in the world kisses without tongue.One minute of kissing (with tongue) burns the same amount of calories as a 500mtr run. You use 34 facial muscles and approxim_ Melinda:She always expects for me to drive an hour to visit her and yet, she never visits me and whenever we do [...]
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Virgina:
It's like pride is in the way, he is my nephew God's Dad.
(26 December 2017)

Virgina:
This guy who I know, our relationship is weird.
(26 December 2017)

Valene:
When I cracked big-boob joke,all the men enjoyed & treat me like buddy,but most women are angry at me.Why?(I didn't say they have big boob)?
(26 December 2017)

George:
Problem need advice?
(26 December 2017)

George:
I can't think of any other solution.
(26 December 2017)

George:
Just leave my crappy drawers on?
(26 December 2017)

George:
I can't do laundry until Wednesday.
(26 December 2017)

Earnestine:
I went out on a first date with this girl Saturday night. I texted her today for next date (Tuesday early afternoon). Did I wait too long?
(26 December 2017)

Earnestine:
Would you hold it against a guy if he waited three days because it was holidays.
(26 December 2017)

Earnestine:
Anyways, I didn't text her the day after or Christmas as I figured she would be busy.
(26 December 2017)

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