Joke From My Childhood

Don’t know why this memory came to me, but I remembered part of the last sentence of a joke my mom told, I must have been around 8. I remembered it was dirty, I remembered a huge group of people_ Karri:Help me work out this drunk text from a guy?(11 October 2017) Karri:I think ijm ln evrikyou [...]
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Deloris:
Is he still interested perhaps even a little?
(11 October 2017)

Deloris:
Late evenings and very early mornings.
(11 October 2017)

Deloris:
I told him that it is ok with me (although it never is for a woman). Since 2 days ago he started sending me funny messages, either video clips or quotes.
(11 October 2017)

Deloris:
When I asked why, he said he does not think he is ready to date but wants to be friends.
(11 October 2017)

Deloris:
He stopped speaking to me for 2 weeks after our 2nd date when we had a very passionate few kisses.
(11 October 2017)

Marina:
Girls, can you rate my picture out of 10?
(11 October 2017)

Marina:
Note: the girl in the pic is my niece.
(11 October 2017)

Alise:
Do we like each other or is it in my head?
(11 October 2017)

Dominique:
What is a mathe matical term? im just asking?
(11 October 2017)

Carlita:
Hi can i ask im worried if im pregnant i had may mens sept 23 or 22 not really sure when and my mens was gone 27 or sept28 not sure?
(11 October 2017)