Email Funny

It’s emails like this one that leave me sitting here thinking of all manners of smart-ass responses:”I would love to slap your Ass and cunt hole !! “This email was courtesy of a 41 year-old-man. Happ_ Dominque:We both fully understand the consequence and know that we are very young but we feel like we are ready.(11 [...]
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Aisha:
Follows me around, tries to get all close and personal, will intentionally lift her shirt up and show her butt right in front of me, will talk about her butt in front of me, will bend over to pick things up sometimes.
(13 June 2017)

Aisha:
Girl with boyfriend who I work with does all kinds of things to try to get my attention.
(13 June 2017)

Roxann:
My(female) classmate(guy)grabbed my boob. What should I do?
(13 June 2017)

Roxann:
This happened during our 2nd year examination.He grabbed my boob.But i did not care.I did noy feel molestation.He also told me sorry.
(13 June 2017)

Cecil:
I can't go to parties, concerts, or anything because of him.
(13 June 2017)

Cecil:
It got to the point where people just don't say anything to him, no matter how crazy his ideas are.
(13 June 2017)

Cecil:
He will literally beat up people who argue with him.
(13 June 2017)

Cecil:
He seriously does and he grounded me for six months because I said he wasn't.
(13 June 2017)

Sallie:
Is Mr. Clean single and can he be my Sugar Daddy?
(13 June 2017)

Sallie:
So that brings me to the age old question: Is this hunk of a man single and can he be my new Sugar Daddy?
(13 June 2017)