Bull-Shit

At the end of the workday, one cowboy tells another, “That new bull nearly did me in today, partner.”"Oh yeah, what happened?”"I was putting out the feed, when the sucker came charging at me like a lo_ Evita:Ever since we first started having sex, I faked orgasms.(25 May 2017) Evita:I ve been with my boyfriend for 2 [...]
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Kasha:
I am realizing now that I'm 30 that I've always thought these people were like this only to me.
(26 May 2017)

Theressa:
I get nervous around women but they like me. Can someone give me some advice?
(26 May 2017)

Theressa:
Eventually they're all going to figure me out & realize that the hot guy is actually the only virgin in the crowd.
(26 May 2017)

Theressa:
I'm a man on the outside but a punk on the inside.
(26 May 2017)

Theressa:
Then I get scared & start looking around for a way to bail out & escape the situation before they start dancing or some of my friends mention me having sex with them.
(26 May 2017)

Theressa:
I can't go to parties or anything because it's always the same story, I'll start flirting with girls or staring at them to show off to my friends, then after a bit I wind up surrounded by girls.
(26 May 2017)

Theressa:
I get so nervous inside but cover it up with fake confidence.
(26 May 2017)

Theressa:
But I get terrified of public affection because I might screw up, and of course other guys are expecting me to easily sleep with girls but they don't know I never even have.
(26 May 2017)

Theressa:
I talk the talk but I have to avoid social settings because I always wind up surrounded by girls & I can only go far enough to flirt & mess around slightly.
(26 May 2017)

Theressa:
But I'm still a virgin & nobody can tell, they think I'm a lady's man because I lie & say I am and they believe me based on looks.
(26 May 2017)