What a day!

Worked all night, and have barely slept today. So horny, but too worn out to attempt a hookup. I need to sleep!_ Lorelei:Am I overthinking and what do I do?(24 April 2017) Lorelei:She just talks to me like she always does but I somehow I suddenly feel that she is trying to keep distance from me.(24 April [...]
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Lavona:
GF gets mad at my short jokes about her?
(25 April 2017)

Lavona:
I've welcomed her to take shots at me, but she refuses.
(25 April 2017)

Lavona:
If there's a can of soup on the top shelf, I'll hoist her up, but, Squirt, Little Lady, Squiget, Short Stuff, Fun-Sized, & Pint-Sized, & Tiny are all common nicknames I have for her These leave her fuming & IDK why, they're jokes.
(25 April 2017)

Lavona:
I'm like 5'9-5'10, she is between 5'1 and 5'2. I'm not malicious with any of them, in fact, because she's short, I'll help her out.
(25 April 2017)

Karan:
How to make your birthyear 2 years older?
(25 April 2017)

Karan:
I'm 1993 and I need to be 1991, to be above 25.
(25 April 2017)

Lida:
So I asked my ex to go grab coffee when she s free?
(25 April 2017)

Lida:
I never had anything serious, but I know that she was dating someone and they broke up maybe a month ago.
(25 April 2017)

Lida:
Right after she was always curious if I was seeing someone.
(25 April 2017)

Lida:
We had quite a few conversations since we broke up.
(25 April 2017)