PENIS JOKE

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, “Mypenis,” and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, “Error. Not long enough_ Lacie:She said she’s been having nightmares every night since she found out.(13 January 2017) Lacie:She’s so scared of loosing this [...]
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Taina:
I said that I love her a lot but I need to think about elopement.
(13 January 2017)

Taina:
My girlfriend says that we could elope if I am okay with it.
(13 January 2017)

Taina:
I tried to reason with them but it was futile.
(13 January 2017)

Taina:
My girlfriend says that her parents have already made plans to get her married to an Indian American.
(13 January 2017)

Taina:
However, we feel very much in love and intend to get married.
(13 January 2017)

Taina:
Both of our parents are in strong opposition to our relationship.
(13 January 2017)

Marvis:
I'm real confused what she wants?
(13 January 2017)

Marvis:
She started tickling me and we were wrestling around on the bed.
(13 January 2017)

Marvis:
Months later we've been talking more.
(13 January 2017)

Marvis:
She broke up with me and was very shy.
(13 January 2017)