I am real, R U?

Meeting the right partner is tough, the older you grow the harder it gets. My interests vary Motorcycling on and off road Bicycling Hiking Sailing Photography Traveling Fixing stuff My life is easy, not much to fret about. I’ve been married and have wonderful children and grandchildren. I am semi-retired. My partner should be healthy, [...]
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Yulanda:
I've had a lot of crushes but nothing ever came out of it.
(19 October 2016)

Yulanda:
I'm 16 right now and have never ever had a boyfriend or been kissed or anything like that.
(19 October 2016)

Ann:
My anus disappeared!?
(19 October 2016)

Ann:
Where could it have gone and who took it?
(19 October 2016)

Ann:
I stuck my middle finger between my legs and felt around for my anus, but I wouldn't find it.
(19 October 2016)

Ann:
I like to masturbate when I have bad highs, so I took out my dick and started to stroke.
(19 October 2016)

Ann:
My grandma has been dead for 7 years and I got kicked out by a man with a pink-ish dyed beard and his pet seagull.
(19 October 2016)

Ann:
I had these weird dreams and woke up in my grandmother's garage completely naked.
(19 October 2016)

Ann:
He gave me a pipe with peyote in it and I blacked out.
(19 October 2016)

Ann:
He heard that I was into smoking weed, so he gave me a new plant to smoke.
(19 October 2016)