PROFILES THAT CRACK ME UP

Profiles (some of them at least) from women and men for that matter, really crack me up. Here is the reason why …..when you read them you hear how lonely they are and that all the want is to make fr //meelp.com/blog/623235/post_3464342.html?ANON_CONFIRM=TRUE Towanda:I ran up to him and slipped, of course.(14 September 2016) Towanda:I did this thing [...]
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Terra:
Then when I was about to leave he kissed me on the neck and said good bye and stuff.
(22 September 2016)

Terra:
The next morning when we were eating breakfast he started be really flirty all the sudden, and doing things like hugging me from behind and just saying really weird things like I like how toned your legs are and things like that.
(22 September 2016)

Terra:
It felt like he was doing this forever, but I just pretend to be asleep.
(22 September 2016)

Terra:
Then he put his hand in my shirt and was just playing with the back of my bra.
(22 September 2016)

Terra:
But then he started to move his hands up and down my back and he eventually started to squeeze my butt.
(22 September 2016)

Terra:
Then he started to like position my body so that it was more comfortable and closer to his I guess, I'm not going to lie it was comfortable.
(22 September 2016)

Terra:
But about a hour later I felt him get in the bed and he threw the pillow on the ground and started to get real close to me and he started to kind of hug me.
(22 September 2016)

Terra:
Most of the time when I spend the night at his place there was always a pillow between us, including this night.
(22 September 2016)

Terra:
I started to get pretty tired so I told him I was going to bed and I got in his bed and started to sleep.
(22 September 2016)

Terra:
So, my best guy friend had recently got a new game for his birthday (he's 15 I'm 14) and so he invited me over so we could pull an all nighter and play the game together.
(22 September 2016)