My day without Spanx

I’m a long time Spanx user . I put the invention of these marvelous tummy and thigh toners right up there with sliced bread and the iPhone!! But…it was hot as hell today and I just couldn’t with the_ Anamaria:I was thinking of asking her if she wanted to go on a date in 2 to [...]
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Gertie:
I checked the garbage and recycling, but not to a satisfactory degree.
(1 September 2016)

Gertie:
Oh sometimes he just throws out what he confiscates, where usually I'll intercept it by taking it out before the garbage truck comes.
(1 September 2016)

Gertie:
I looked in his car, but not in the trunk, which I plan on sneaking out tonight and checking.
(1 September 2016)

Gertie:
I looked in all those high up rarely used cupboards, another hiding spot my parents hide stuff.
(1 September 2016)

Gertie:
I've looked practically everywhere for it.
(1 September 2016)

Gertie:
Today, I came home and it is nowhere to be found.
(1 September 2016)

Gertie:
So my dad took my headset yesterday and put it on this filing cabinet in my houses office.
(1 September 2016)

Antonia:
What are the reasons that your period is late?
(1 September 2016)

Antonia:
Is there a problem with my body?
(1 September 2016)

Antonia:
I am still a virgin and I do not have a boyfriend either.
(1 September 2016)